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I Love adventuring about my Funky town enjoying an unrushed experience with friends. I make a handy tour guide! For folks who want to make a day, or night of it - here are some of my Favorite dates.

Let's make some memories

Breakfast & Water Sports -

Let's start with breakfast at Hash - Olympias Best kept secret. Imagine every kind of Benedict you've ever dreamed of, served with Breakfast Potatoes - and to be Extra indulgent let's top it off with Pineapple Ginger Mimosas. Once we finish we can head downtown and rent a kayak at Tugboat Annie's to work off breakfast! After a fun morning let's head back to my place, relax a bit and get better acquainted.

Trails & Brews -

How about a walk through one of the local trails - Watershed Park is one of my Favorites. Nessled minutes from my studio, but feels like you're in a vast forest away from it all. Hear the bird songs, see the sun rays through the trees, and smell the fresh forest air. After, we can go grab a beer and the Greatest Chili Lime Popcorn you'll ever have at Wells 80 Brewhouse. We can have an epic battle of Scrabble! Winner takes all. Then head back to my oasis, where a hot shower and massage await. Drift off daydreaming of all the fun we've had.

Mermaid Picnic -

I Love the beach!!! Wanna go beach combing with me at Priest Point Park and meet my inner mermaid? Fair warning that I might end up in the sea, and drag you out with me! Let's find some beach treasures to remember our blissful afternoon. Then we can grab a nice shady spot and enjoy a picnic. Procuring the perfect ensemble is something I find incredibly satisfying. What do you like to nosh on? Let's crack a bottle of Veuve Clicquot and watch the waves.

Market and More -

Or perhaps you wanna check out our Amazing Farmers Market. Stroll through and see the local artisans booths, and then sit for a spell listening to some folk tunes on the main stage. Afterwards we can walk The Pier and Percival Landing and look at the lovely sailboats. Maybe we get lucky and see some playful seals, or graceful herons. Next we find our way to Cynara for some sustainable, healthy and indulgent cuisine paired with one of their featured cocktails - my krptonite is Athena's Choice (titos, limonacello, lavender bitters & a lemon twist) Made for a Goddess!

Boardwalk Stroll Playing Tourists -

Looking to venture out a bit farther? How about we head to Tacoma & grab lunch at Asado's, or dinner at Over the Moon Cafe. Then drive down to Point Ruston and go for a stroll. Maybe people watch along the boardwalk, or saunter on the sand looking for starfish. After, we can hit the trails at Point Defiance or take a Ferry to Vashon. Play tourist for a bit. After a sandy, eventful day - let's hit The Matador for their Incredible Dip Flight & Mango Martinis.

Boobies & Boats -

Love the nightlife? How about checking out Olympia's own Tush Burlesque Troupe. We can start with a light dinner from Budd Bay Cafe or Hearthfire and watch the boats go by. Then catch the show, followed up by evening cocktails at The Oyster House. After our adventures we can head back to my place to relax and recharge. 

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Because I Enjoy these Adventures So Much -

These Dates are offered at a Special rate


6 Hour Date 1000

8 Hour Date 1200 

10 Hour Date 1400

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